It is long been a dream of mine to see Ryan Reynolds portray a racing snail. While kids would ask for bikes or toys for Christmas, I asked Santa for a racing snail. I begged my mother, ?Why can?t Van Wilder play a snail? He has such a great range.? But alas it was all for naught. Three years passed with my dream unfulfilled, rage slowly building inside me, until one fateful day in July 2011 when Dreamworks officially announced Turbo.